Födelsedagsvisa

 

Oh, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavat’ry.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavat’ry.
On Wednesdays ‘e goes shoppin’
And has buttered scones for tea.

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around…. in bars?

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders? and a …. a bra?
(spoken, raggedly) What’s this? Wants to be a girlie? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okaaaaaaayyy…

-Monty Python’s Flying Circus